Recipe to Low Self Esteem

Thursday, January 14, 2010 § 2

1 cup of traumatic experiences
3 tsp. of negativity
7 oz. of insults
10 cups of no friends
4 lbs. of obesity
6 oz. of silence
1 tbsp. of failures
8 cups of no love
2 lbs. of no hope
2 tsp. of harassment
A pinch of unemployment
A dash of hatred
A Christmas list that Santa threw away
Mix the 3 tsp. of negativity with 10 cups of no friends and obesity.
Put in oven for 10 min.
Sauté everything else for 10-15 min.
Sprinkle finished sauté over baked mix.
Let cool down until warm and serve

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